One-Liner Wednesday: Written in the Stars

Ella Craig

LindaGHill hosts One-Liner Wednesday.
This is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the theme.
Check out herblogfor the rules, read other one-liners, and join in the fun!

Breaking all the rules with 12 lines today! But just check this “horoscope” from 1979. Warning: Contains rude words and is not terribly woke. (But it made me laugh).

Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid. Everyone thinks you’re a f**king jerk.

Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a dips**t.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr…

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