This was made on some sort of online story generator. So. Prepare to be weirded out.

Two Crazy Uncles Eating to the Beat

A Short Story

by Quincy McGilloway

Joshy Ingrid had always hated Stanky Walmart with its alert, ancient aisle 1. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was an evil, shady, Sprite drinker with ugly hair and tiny teeth. His friends saw him as a pongy, poor poop emoji. Once, he had even helped a harsh toddler cross the road. That’s the sort of man he was.

Joshy walked over to the window and reflected on his Shady surroundings. The snow flurried like walking dogs.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Clara Reinhold. Clara was a dumb brute with bumpy hair and rough teeth.

Joshy gulped. He was not prepared for Clara.

As Joshy stepped…